Yearly Archives: 2008

Attention campaign managers

Tulsa Today is welcoming submissions by candidates for bylined articles between 800 and 1500 words.  Starting today, we are increasing our volume of news and political opinion published through the current election cycle.  Our 100,000 unique readers viewing over 300,000 pages per month can be ignored, but they talk by e-mail, phone, and direct conversation with us and they are highly likely to vote.

Traditional media has lost Tulsa Today readers.  Our people are busy – primarily small business owners, public policy wonks, entrepreneurs, media hacks and other folk smarter than network television or the target average to which newspapers write.  Tulsa Today readers are the productive people government rapes to fund the lazy, stupid, and generally unproductive.

These and others awake in 2008 don’t object to charity; they are infuriated over government fraud and mismanagement exemplified by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.  They are tired of earmarks, self-serving officials “going for the gold” and government overspending in general.  They expect a stable honest banking system, but no private bank or business is so big that, as some elected fools claim, “it can not be allowed to fail.”  Some will fail.  Others will find profit in their pieces and business continues.  That is part of freedom and, without it, no one can win.  Unfortunately, in the current panicked lemming election cycle, government has been stampeded towards socialism.  The blowback November 4 will be significant.

Both liberals and conservatives are angry about the “bailout” and this is a sea change polls and pundits have not yet found in full extent, but we are going to be talking about it on Tulsa Today.  Republicans and Democrats are both to blame and so we will.

Candidates submitting an article for publication should focus on the following:
     Define the current state of the level of government in which you seek to serve
     State the goals in priority that you will work to accomplish during your term
     Describe what obstacles must be overcome for success
     State the primary standard by which voters may judge your service

Traditional media has failed dramatically this election cycle in part because they refuse to admit a socialist bias and people are angry about it.  Tulsa Today has often noted our conservative patriot bias.  We are proud of it.  We are not restricted by the tyranny of political correctness.  We talk about politics, race, and religion here often damming the disingenuous along the way.

Tulsa Today will provide links to the candidate’s campaign web site.  All political parties are welcome, but glittering generalities, vacuous verbiage, and destructive dialogue would be counterproductive as it will be ridiculed in later commentary on this site.  In other words, talk specifics of your campaign’s effort, standard of service and mission in office and we will listen seriously.  Tulsa Today will also hold you to your words from this election cycle during the next election cycle.

Now, let’s talk.

Harvest Carnival halloween alternative

Monday, 13 October 2008
Friday, October 31, from 6 to 9 p.m., RHEMA Bible Church presents Harvest Carnival — a Halloween alternative for children providing a safe, action-packed, candy-filled party for the entire Tulsa/Broken Arrow community. The event will be held at the Ninowski Recreation Center, located next to the RHEMA Park on RHEMA’s campus. RHEMA is located on Kenosha (71st Street) just east of Aspen (South 145th East Avenue) in Broken Arrow. Open to infants through fifth-graders and their parents, Harvest Carnival offers 80 game booths, pictures taken with live ponies ($5), inflatable games, and a whopping 5,000 pounds of candy. The games and candy are not only fun­—they’re free!

Parents need not worry about feeding the kids before coming. There will be a concession stand selling pizza, nachos, popcorn, pop, and more—so everyone can come hungry and eat at the party. Costumes are encouraged. All who attend can enjoy all the treats without the tricks! Harvest Carnival is sponsored by RHEMA Bible Church. Those with questions may visit www.rhemabiblechurch.com and click on the Harvest Carnival logo, or call (918) 258-1588, ext. 2295.

Pastored by Kenneth and Lynette Hagin, RHEMA Bible Church is a strong family church supporting both the natural family and the corporate church family.

Embracing its motto of “life unlimited,” RHEMA Bible Church offers a wide variety of programs to help nurture and strengthen each member’s spiritual, emotional, and social growth. The church, located on the beautiful 110-acre RHEMA campus in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, began its full schedule of services in October 1985. Since that time, RHEMA Bible Church has grown to become a thriving congregation of approximately 8,000 members. Adult services are held each week on Sundays at 10:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m., and on Wednesdays at 7:00 p.m. In addition, the church offers various services and programs for children (nursery through grade 5) and youth (grades 6 through 12). Go to www.rhemabiblechurch.com for more information.

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 15 October 2008 )

Maher mayhem against authority

Religulous
United States, 2008

Directed By: Larry Charles
Written By: Bill Maher
Starring: Bill Maher
Running Time: 101 minutes
Rated R for some language and sexual material
2 out of 5 stars

Full disclosure: I take my faith fairly seriously, which places me squarely in the demographic that Bill Maher is attacking in his new documentary, Religulous. Given that, reviewing this film could be akin to a member of the Bush administration reviewing Fahrenheit 9/11 or an orthodox Jew reviewing The Passion of the Christ. Read the following with a salt shaker close by.

Maher traipses about the globe, hand in hand with director Larry Charles (hot off of ambushing the crazies in Borat), in an attempt to figure out what makes people of faith tick. Christianity gets the largest whipping from the Politically Incorrect host, but Mormonism, Judaism, and Islam incur a few lashings as well. In terms of tone and structure, Religulous blends equal parts Borat and Michael Moore, and much like the ballcapped Michiganite, Maher’s disdain for his subject matter is palpable from the outset. But really, that’s no surprise for anyone possessing a fraction of gray matter and a cursory knowledge of pop culture; you know exactly what you’ll be getting from Maher and he is more than happy to dish it out.

It can’t be denied that the guy is funny, nor that he possesses a razor wit and a quick intelligence. I laughed more than I expected to, especially when he went after the more corrupt of his interviewees (Maher might not make that distinction, but I do). Taking “Doctor” Jeremiah Cummings of the Amazing Life World Outreach to task for the $$$$s worth of suit, shoes, and bling he brought with him to the interview almost elicited an “AMEN!” from me. Maher splits the bullseye when he points out how explicit Jesus was about the rich, and watching Cummings pitifully backpedal feels like righteous karmic comeuppance (you know, if I believed in that stuff). Unless you’re so offended that your blood is boiling out of your eyeballs, you’ll find something to laugh at here, and it’s unlikely that the highly-offendable are going to accidentally stumble into this one.

It’s a bit more sad, however, when Maher takes common people to task, like the congregants of the Trucker’s Chapel, the owner of an overpriced religious novelties shop, or the unsuspecting sightseers at the Holy Land Experience. Each quietly owns their faith for reasons beyond intellectual certitude, and none of them are equipped to meet Maher’s barrage. The resulting spectacle looks quite a bit worse than candy stealing from babies. Additionally, Maher is playing with a stacked deck, known here as the almighty Editor.

Gutter crawling reality television comes close, but I’m not sure I’ve ever seen more duplicitous or abusive editing before. Moore is the posterboy for corrupt editing tactics, but in his case he only removes the inconvenient bits; Maher takes it a step further by adding snarky subtitles and juxtaposing random clips during interviews, ripping a page right out of the Seth McFarlane comedy manual. This results in some very funny material, but all of it is of the mock-the-idiot variety. Cutting from an ex-gay counselor insisting that there is no gay gene straight to a scientist saying, “There IS a gay gene,” and back again doesn’t make the subject look like a fool so much as it reveals Maher’s disdain for the intelligence of his audience. No matter how absurd the person in question is, Maher has to constantly stick his face in front of the camera and go, “See? SEE? Isn’t religion cuhhhhraaaaazy?” He doesn’t think you’re smart enough to make up your own mind, and the editing constantly reinforces that notion.

If Maher had kept the film firmly grounded in the humorous, I would have little to complain about. Even the sneer-down-your-nose editing wouldn’t grate nearly as much (Maher is a comedian after all), but he wants to have his cake and eat it too. Religulous is bookended with righteous brow-furrowing declarations and manifestos, which quickly rot whatever value the film might have had. He begins by stating that the point of his journey is to understand the disconnect he sees in those who embrace the absurd (it’s not; he just wants to make fun of them), and he ends with a bombastic rallying cry to eradicate religion (in his eyes the source of untold suffering and evil; never mind that atheists like Lenin and Mao Zedong possess a body count that easily rivals their spiritual counterparts). In particular, the closing call to arms is a shocking miscalculation, similar to the one Chaplin made at the end of The Great Dictator. Rather than allowing the humor and “craziness” of his subjects to speak for themselves, Maher insists on issuing his own personal fatwa against organized religion. Since he spent the entirety of the film mocking his victims and eschewing any attempt at meaningful discourse, his sudden role-reversal from comedian to revolutionary sabotages the few valid points he made and the genuine laughter he managed to elicit. We came to laugh, not to be preached at, Mr. Maher. That belongs in a pulpit on Sunday morning, not in a movie theater on Friday night.

Earlier this year the atheists ranted and raved over the intellectual dishonesty in the pro-Creationism Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (Richard Dawkins had a field day on his blog). For all their ideological differences, Religulous and Expelled share an awful lot of similarities. He might not find it funny, but I’m sure Bill Maher can appreciate the irony in that.


About the author:
Evan Derrick loves movies, loves talking about movies, and even makes them from time to time. In addition to being the founder and senior editor for MovieZeal.com, he is also a member of the Oklahoma Film Critics Circle and a father of two beautiful children. He can be reached for comment or complaint at evan@moviezeal.com.

White Van Music Review

White Van Music
Jake One
, 2008
Rhymesayers Records
Running Time: 66:25
4 out of 5 stars

 “Are you on dope?”
“Yes.”
“What kind?”
“Musical dope.”
“You get high?”
“Yes.”
“Offa what?”
“Music”

This is the exchange that opens hip-hop producer Jake One’s debut solo album (all while jazz pianos, soul singers and drum machines clash and swirl in the background), and after listening, it’s clear he’s not exaggerating. The veteran producer (who’s worked with everyone from mainstream artists like 50 Cent to hipster acts like MF Doom) has finally released his own album, and an exuberant love for music is all over it. In the first twenty seconds, he mixes no less than four different musical traditions, and he builds from there throughout the rest of the album. His instruments of choice may be turntables and samplers, but Jake One is clearly an artist who simply loves music—loves the idea of music—and wants to share that love with the world.

This is love makes itself known throughout the album, even if Jake One is working within a distinctly hip-hop idiom. He’s not afraid to include pianos, guitars and even horns in the mix, even if they’re generally digitized and share the stage with his samples. (Then again, a lot of the samples he employs are some distance from what’s generally considered “urban”—for instance, the sped-up quote from Larry the Cable Guy that functions as the hook for “Get ‘Er Done,” which features emceeing by MF Doom.) At times, he even employs string orchestras, like on “The Truth,” which features Freeway and Brother Ali.
In terms of subject matter, the album is all over the map, as you might expect for an opus that features a different emcee on nearly every track (with the exception of MF Doom, who actually shows up on two cuts). We have everything from deep meditations on God, man, and death (“God Like,” which features D. Black) and unintentionally silly gangsta aggression (Kissin’ the Curb,” featuring Bishop Lamont and Busta Rhymes). We even have a number from Casual entitled “Feelin’ My Sh—,” which, bizarrely, mostly lists a number of hip-hop artists can, um, feel his sh—. (I assume it’s just an expression, but I’m not going be bothered to look it up.)
There are really only two small criticisms that can be leveled against an album as good as this. One is that it just has too many tracks (a problem that has always plagued the genre). It’s not that any of the cuts are bad (although “Soil Raps” featuring Keak Da Sneak comes close—mainly due to the Sneak’s divisively raspy voice)—quite the opposite, actually—but the fact is, that after fifteen tracks of it (the album has twenty-two), it all starts to sound the same, even if it’s not. (This is likely not a problem for most, since most copies of the album that are sold will end up ripped into iTunes and shuffled along with everything else.)
The second issue is slightly weightier, and that’s that Jake insists on having a collaborator on every single song. There are eighteen actual songs on the album, and each one features at least one emcee (some have as many as three). Few of them deliver embarrassing performances, but you have to wonder: if this is Jake’s album, why doesn’t he perform solo on at least one or two songs? His production is indisputably excellent, but when every song features pervasive rapping, it necessarily takes a backseat. It would have been nice to see what Jake can do on his own. The four skits show off a bit of this (in addition to poking a little fun at hip-hop braggadocio), but it would have been nice to see it in a full song.
Those two issues aside, Jake One has put together a solid set of songs here, and I’m definitely on board for whatever he does next. With its catchy raps and early fall release date, White Van Music feels tailor-made for play at frat parties. That’s not exactly high praise, but the good news is that it’s one of the smartest things you’re likely to hear at one this year.

Dallas, Texas Review

Thursday, 09 October 2008
Edit Note:  Tulsans may learn a great deal from other cities that utilize different forms of city government.  Tulsa Today began with the Little Rock review and continued with a review of Mobile, Alabama then a review of how Lawrence, Kansas deals with the ongoing challenges of urban administration and progress. Now consider Dallas.  Not just anyone would apply.

The challenge Tom Leppert assumed when he strategically campaigned for and won the position of Mayor in June of 2007 is admirable.

With an M.B.A. from Harvard Business School and honors from Claremont McKenna College in California, as well as an impressive array of corporate and civic employment experiences, it requires much more than one sheet to summarize his qualifications.

Somehow it seems necessary to be more detailed, especially when the job entails the interests of nearly a million and a half residents, residing in what is reported to be the ninth largest city in the United States: Dallas, Texas.
 
Leppert’s range of influence is understated in what is a council manager form of government that operates in one of the largest governmental structures of any city in the United States.
 
A quick synopsis of the organizational matrix detailed on the city website identifies the breadth of it all.
 
There are council members from 14 districts, one of which serves as a mayor pro tem. There is also a city manager, an interim assistant city manager, first assistant city manager, and three assistant city managers as well as a chief financial officer, the Dallas Police Chief, the Dallas Fire & Rescue Chief, City Auditor, City Secretary, an Administrative Judge and various committee members.
 
Within this matrix, the Mayor leads appointments and assists with other responsibilities, including overall organizational management.
 
What Leppert says it takes to operate effectively is notable.

“This type of system requires much more consensus building. In a system with more of an autocratic type of structure, consensus building is not nearly as important and does not necessarily make the governmental process more effective," he says. "If one were looking at what is the best and worst type of governmental system—that would be a difficult question. It comes down to the people in it. You can do some things structurally, but it still comes down to the people and the strength of the people.”
 
It’s an observation he’s honed over the course of 35 years.

Ongoing conversation inspires a quote. "It’s been said that one of the best forms of government is a benevolent dictator."

To administer kindness while maintaining a well governed community is a noteworthy leadership style in a city of this stature, especially when election processes generate excitability and significant levels of public interest.

"Elections here are a big event,” Leppert says, referencing the size of the population. “It has gotten very expensive to run.”

Talk of election strategy takes center stage, unveiling an unsolicited opportunity for the right marketer. "When you have to reach as many people as you do in Dallas, you have to rely on much more than advertising and that is expensive," he says.

For the capital ventured, the mayor, if elected, is able to serve up to two, four year terms. City council members are allowed four terms of two years and everyone runs on a non-partisan ticket.

The Democratic Party may not be as recognizable as upper class republican constituents here, but there is a lively debate between the forces and a respect for each party within the divides.

Under Leppert’s administration, city development is described as continuing. "We’re making progress. Dallas has a good reputation and a growing reputation,” Leppert said. “We’ve made significant strides in public safety and we are well respected on the fiscal side as we have good stewardship of funds. We are also an economy that is pretty favorable. Clearly, we have our challenges and issues, but we have outperformed most cities."

It’s the sheer size of the community and it’s location that seems to play a key part in its strength. "Dallas is fortunate to have a good infrastructure,” Leppert said. “We have a system of major highways that come together and great transportation system. I think it is a relatively easy city to get around. We also have two airports, of which one is considered the third busiest airport in the United States.”

Although the automobile is the primary means of transportation, the area offers a unique trolley system as well as buses and other modes of travel. The Dallas freeway system is by far one of the city’s most amazing physical features.

Said to be shaped like a wagon wheel, a lot of traffic travels on what appears to be layers of interstate highway, with one road positioned above the other and interconnecting. A good portion of the freeway was constructed utilizing earth tones and there are stars and state outlines craved in the concrete in various locations.

The freeway system offsets the unique architecture of the downtown area, heightened by the many buildings that reach more than 700 feet high. Because of its skyscrapers, Dallas is considered one of the tallest cities in the country.

It is also been called one of the most political, but Leppert seems to be thriving.

Future goals he’s outlined include a focus on public safety, fire and rescue efforts, improvements in education, and continuing economic development as well as investment in the southern part of the city, a minority district.
 
"It doesn’t happen overnight, but we offer one of the best markets in the nation and one of the most diversified economies. Two of the top 10 companies, Exxon and AT&T are located here,” he said.
 
Generating significant column inches in the Dallas Morning News and The New York Times during the first half of 2008, was the AT&T decision to relocate corporate headquarters from San Antonio to Dallas.
 
While the economic foothold Dallas is maintaining and expanding is impressive, when it comes to the progress of the AT&T relocation, Walt Sharp, Spokesman for AT&T, says, "It is ongoing work. We are refitting the one AT&T plaza building downtown for corporate headquarters. Business units are moving into those in waves as they are completed.”
 
He continues, “Some groups have moved already and others will be arriving in the coming months.”
 
Sharp describes the city as cordial in the effort.

"We have a very large presence in Dallas,” he said. “With the relocation, we’ll move 700 jobs to the area, making a total of 14,400 positions that we’re sustaining there. We’ll have a strong presence not only in downtown, where our corporate headquarters are located, but throughout the entire Dallas area.”

The decision to leave San Antonio, Sharp says, was an issue of access. "One of the attractions of Dallas is that there are so many headquarters or major offices in the area and many of those people are our customers. Relocating gives us better access to customers and access around the world. They have the airport, facilities, suppliers, innovation and resources that we need as we continue to grow," he said.

One thing is certain—Dallas is well positioned in high tech and computer advancement. The city already has a significant number of telecommunications companies and continually welcomes invitations for development.

As Sharp states, Dallas employs 190,000 telecomm and technology workers and has close to 1300 telecomm companies. “Many are global leaders and partners. Those are key things for us,” he said.

That draw is significant for another company, Orametrix, which specializes in new technology for Orthodontics. Grant Zipursky is a Canadian entrepreneur employed by the Dallas based company. He says the company headquartered there for reasons that involve a love of technology, the people, and their commitment to expand business to new geographical areas in North America.

Working to open new markets of business, Zipursky, seems every much the epitome of a growing population of commuters and residents.

"I like it here," he says genuinely, preparing for a client meeting. "We’re going to the game tonight." That, of course, would be the Dallas Cowboy game, where Tulsa’s own Felix Jones was recruited.

The same appeal that Zipursky finds in Dallas is also cherished by the local residents. Bernie Hauder, with Adkerson, Hauder & Bezney, a Dallas law firm, has worked in the area for more than 23 years. It is the available opportunities that he enjoys the most. “The business environment here is good,” he said.

In addition, there is no personal or corporate income tax.

Along with Exxon and AT&T, Dallas is well known for Texas Instruments and for making significant gains in industries such as insurance, transportation and banking.
 
Leppert says healthcare is also one of the leading economic resources for the area. “We have five of the top healthcare facilities.”
 
That Dallas continues to thrive as a center of economic opportunity is all the more relative to the fact that the community was originally founded as a frontier trading post. “Because we are in the lower middle part of the country, it is very convenient,” Leppert said.
 
Home to the 7-Eleven chains, the first car radio, the first drive up bank window, the frozen margarita, invented by Mariano Martinez in 1971, and more—Dallas residents have ingenuity and language expertise.
 
Although English is the predominate dialect, bilingual communication abounds–even the local McDonalds will ask to take your order in both Spanish and English in most locations. Area schools also send home information with English printed on the front and Spanish on the reverse side of the paper.

The Dallas media market, considered to the 5th largest market in the United States, highlights a mix of both Spanish and English formats.
 
Area demographics vary according to sources and even the city website offers a handout with access to a large number of statistics, of which prove to be contrary to other sources, printed earlier.

In the most generic sense, area population is characterized as having a significant number of white, black and Hispanic or Latino residents, more so than other areas of its size. It is reported that black and Hispanic races comprise nearly 50% of the population, as the area is a major destination for Mexican immigrants, greatly influencing area arts and culture.

Dallas is also home to the Dallas Desperados, Dallas Mavericks, and the Dallas Stars. There is opportunity for soccer, hockey, rugby, and more as well as a NASCAR presence. In addition, there’s a state lottery.

Although the city provides the major attractions one expects to find, it is characterized much more by its rich Texan heritage. Samuel Johnson once stated, “The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are.”

As Leppert says, “It is, in general, a very livable city.”

When it comes to the day to day management of it, Leppert looks at individual services. “I would never privatize what I consider to be core services such as fire rescue. It’s really no different from when I was running a big company,” he said. “When it comes to crisis readiness, you really find out when you test it. We are well prepared and are recognized as a leader in that regard.”

He continued, “We’re probably in a better position than most places, as we don’t have to worry about earthquakes and such. Since we are a big city and hold quite a high profile, we tend to have more public safety and security issues.”

If there was a passage adequately summarizing Dallas the most, Pete Hammill may have nailed it best in his description of the state. “There is a growing feeling that perhaps Texas is really another country, a place where the skies, the disasters, the diamonds, the politicians, the women, the fortunes, the football players and the murders are all bigger than anywhere else.”

Dallas may, in fact, belong to the lawyers. Interestingly enough, it was named by one. According to the Dallas Historical Society, John Bryan, who was born in Tennessee and later lived in Arkansas, named it. Bryan traveled to the area in an attempt to farm the land, after shooting a man for insulting his wife. In 1877, he was committed to the State Lunatic Asylum and died there Sept. 8, 1877.

In the words of Benjamin Disraeli, “Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.”

If there’s one thing to know about this area, as Toby Keith sings, it’s that “this big dog will bite when you rattle its cage.”

Nobody messes with Texas.
About the author: Tracy L. Crain is a freelance writer. She holds degrees in English and Journalism from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock and completed post graduate work at the University of Memphis in Tennesse. To reach her, send an email to tlcrain10@aol.com.

Edit note:
When Dallas Mayor Tom Leppert ran for office in 2007, he ran against someone by the name of Zack Crain.  Crain was an area newspaper writer.  Tracy L. Crain is no relation.  It is interesting how many Tulsa Today readers from the Dallas area asked and we thank you for your interest.  This series continues.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 15 October 2008 )