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Service call of laughter

Tulsa’s BOK Center played host to “some down home, sit on the back porch and tell a story, good time, southern fried comedy” on Friday the 13th as Larry the Cable Guy and his warm up act Reno Collier hit the stage with plenty of energy, hilarious stories and one-liners to a packed audience that had all walks of life in attendance.  There were people there dressed to the nines, as well as, the Larry trademark sleeveless flannel shirts.  It was a (pardon my political incorrectness) rednecks extravaganza. At one point while walking to my seat I overheard a well-dressed woman ask the man she was with, “do you have a bottle that I can spit into?”  With that being said I knew that I was in for quite a night.

Reno Collier opened the show with his West Virginia brand of humor telling stories of his times as a P.E. teacher and run ins with parents.  Like most comedians he spent a great deal of time speaking of his family and the oddball characters that made up his clan.  Speaking of being Scottish as the reason for having a huge head.  Stating that the Scots gave America two things liquor and golf.  He did a fair job of getting the crowd going although some of his jokes were somewhat tasteless and borderline offensive to several cultures and orientations. Then again what did I really expect from a show of this caliber? Reno introduced Larry the Cable Guy who came onto the stage with his guitar and set it down, a prop that he never leaves offstage.  If it wasn’t evident from the opener it became well known immediately with Larry that this was going to be a no holds barred politically incorrect evening that ranged from making jokes about different ethnicities to impairments.
Larry and I quite are a bit a like as we both seem to think of the human race as a big joke in itself.  All of us deserve to have fun poked at us from time to time and need to be able to not take ourselves too seriously and laugh.   From his opening comments this Cable Guy was on a roll,  “Now is the time to go to Wal-Mart in Tulsa” and poking fun at common folk that were at his show instead of shopping at the retail outlet.  Larry has great timing and incredible wit, he moves from one topic to another like a 6 year old with extreme ADD. 

At times I was crying because I was laughing so hard and other times groaning from a low hit, which is where lots of his comedy takes place.  From flatulence to phallic he hits on all cylinders.Of course there were the ever present Larryisms that will forever be a part of his stage show if not our culture “Git-R-Done”, “Lord forgive me and bless the starving pygmies in Africa”, and “That is funny I don’t care who you are.”  He spoke of family and friends and mentioned his Blue Collar co-stars Jeff Foxworthy and Ron White and prodded jokes at them both.

Larry has quite a following here in Tulsa as it was on Z104.5 The Edge that he was introduced to the area with a daily phone bit during the evening drive.  Tulsa was the third station to pick up this bit and Larry has never looked back appearing in TV shows and feature films such as Larry the Cable Guy, Health Inspector, Witless Protection, and Delta Farce, as well as, the afore mentioned Blue Collar Comedy shows.  His brand of humor is something that is unique in that anyone can relate to it and find something funny.  Larry is an everyman that is easily relatable. Most of the time you are laughing at it because it is either true of yourself or you know someone that he is speaking of.  He may not be the poster child for the political correct agenda, but like him or hate him Larry the Cable Guy with make you laugh until you cry.

Of course no Larry show would be complete with him “singing some songs” with the guitar that he had brought out early that really just allows him to kick his ADD driven act into high gear, strumming a few licks, stopping to drop one-liners and the picking some more on the guitar.  There were a few actual songs being done satirical and goofy but songs none-the-less.  He closed the show with one of his new Christmas carols, a tune about his wife’s monthly cycle to the tune of “Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow.”  You can let your imagination take you where it will with that.  He then pulled a great prank on the crowd by introducing a good friend of his offstage and trying to get him to come out, “Ladies and Gentlemen, Toby Keith!”  People gasp and flashes went off, but to all of our surprise, of course no Toby Keith.  To Larry the Cable Guy, well played sir, well played indeed.

Overall the audience at the BOK Center was treated to a night of sidesplitting comedy and a welcome break from the times we live in.  We should all be so lucky to have that break on a regular basis.

 

Stimulus limits health care choice

Private health care will be restricted if the stimulus bill currently under consideration by Congress is passed and signed by President Obama.  The House version of the bill would create a government board and regulations to ration care under a national formula.

U.S. Senator Tom Coburn, M.D. (R-OK), a practicing physician, released the following statement today regarding ongoing negotiations between House and Senate over controversial and complex health care provisions in the stimulus bill.

“The health care provisions in the House stimulus bill represent ideological and partisan overreach of epic proportions.  It is ludicrous to ask a body that can’t track its own spending to determine which medical treatments are best for individual patients suffering from complex diseases.  The only reason to fund this project now is to lay the groundwork for establishing a government board that will be empowered to make life and death medical decisions about health care treatments and cost,” Dr. Coburn said.
Dr. Coburn explained that both the House and Senate version of the stimulus bill include $1.1 billion for comparative effectiveness research.  Unfortunately, the House language overreaches by permitting the use of that money to make coverage decisions based on cost to the federal government. “

The practice of medicine is about 40 percent art and 60 percent science.  A so-called ‘comparative effectiveness’ formula will replace the professional judgment of doctors and nurses, which is developed over many years, with the political judgments of politicians and bureaucrats.  A comparative effectiveness formula will only save money by rationing care and ending lives.  Congress is on the verge of enacting the same policy that Great Britain has used to decide, for example, that extending a patient’s life for a year isn’t worth more than $45,000,” Dr. Coburn said.

“Trusting the government to ration care will take away choices and life-saving treatments from sick patients and deny families more time with their loved ones.  Doctors and patients should be making decisions based on individual patient conditions and needs.  Allowing government to make these decisions would set us on a dangerous path.   The unelected staff and career politicians who are negotiating these details have almost zero real world experience in the health care sector.  Congress should confess its limited capabilities in this area and debate this issue in the open, not rush through massive policy changes in secret,” Dr. Coburn said.

 

Republicans effort accountability and efficiency

The Senate Appropriations Committee passed two bills Wednesday which are part of the Senate Republican legislative agenda.  SB646 and SB980, which would form the state Office of Accountability and Innovation; and a state Chief Information Officer respectively, authored by Senate President Pro Tem Glenn Coffee.
“When passed and signed into law, these two new offices will greatly enhance the efficiency of state government,” said Coffee.

The Office of Accountability will, as it has successfully in other states, be charged with performance audits of state agencies and boards, and offering recommendations in how to more efficiently conduct the business of the state, and to bring more innovative practices and technologies to government.  The office would more than pay for itself in savings to the state,” he continued.

“The Chief Information Officer will get our state agencies and departments speaking in one language technologically.

“For too long, state government has had multiple techno-kingdoms that cost us in real dollars and lost productivity,” Coffee added.  “The CIO will be a giant step toward moving our state further into the 21st century.
“I look forward to taking these bills to the Senate floor and on to the House and ultimately seeing them signed into law by Governor Henry,” Coffee concluded.

 

Senate honors Queen of Rockabilly

The State Senate honored the country’s first female Rock and Roll singer this week. Senate Resolution 6 congratulated Wanda Jackson on her lifetime of success in the music industry as well as being the first Oklahoma woman to be inducted into the Rock and Rock Hall of Fame.

“Mrs. Jackson is an amazing talent who has had an incredible career.  She’s a musical pioneer who has touched the lives of so many with her music,” said Sen. Harry Coates, R-Seminole.  “She has made her state, and especially the folks in Seminole and Pottawatomie Counties, very proud; and we wish her all the best in her future endeavors.”

SR 6 was authored by Senators Harry Coates and Charlie Laster who represent Jackson’s hometown of Maud.
“Oklahoma is a hotspot for musical talent and Mrs. Jackson is one of our greatest examples of that,” said Laster, D-Shawnee.  “She helped blaze a trail for women in the music industry and proved they could be tremendously successful.  She’s a great ambassador for our state, and we’re very happy for her.”Jackson and her husband now live in south Oklahoma represented by Senator Steve Russell who also coauthored the resolution.

“What a pleasure it is to get to honor and recognize one of music’s most versatile and accomplished singers,” said Russell, R-Oklahoma City.  “I really admire the fact that she has continued to use her gift in gospel music and share that blessing with others.”

Besides getting inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the First Lady Rock is also a member of the Oklahoma Music Hall of Fame, the Oklahoma Country Music Hall of Fame, and the International Gospel Hall of Fame.

While on the floor, Jackson recognized her special guests Beth Seim, the Executive Director of the Oklahoma Music Hall of Fame, and Evelyn Hibbs, the Secretary of the Board of the Oklahoma Music Hall of Fame.  After the floor presentation, Jackson expressed her gratitude for the recognition.

‘This is really something.  I’m very humbled.  I didn’t expect anything like this,” said Jackson.  “I’m very flattered and grateful for making all of this possible for me.  The Oklahoma Senate is wonderful, and it was nice getting to thank and meet everyone in person.”

Jackson’s career began in 1952 when she won a local talent contest and was rewarded with her own 15- minute radio program on Oklahoma City radio station KLPR, which was later lengthened to 30 minutes.  1n 1954 at the age of 15, Jackson was discovered by Hank Thompson who heard the program.  She began recording with Thompson’s band, the Brazos Valley Boys.  Her first big hit was “You Can’t Have My Love”, a duet with Billy Gray, Hank Thompson’s band leader.

By the end of the 1950s Jackson was the country’s first major female country and rockabilly singer.  In 1958, she was the first woman to record a rock and roll song, “Let’s Have a Party”, which was one of eight songs nominated last year to compete as the Oklahoma state rock song.  She continued touring through the 1970s during which time she was nominated for two Grammys.  She then turned to gospel music of which she is still involved in today.

 

Oklahoma Quality Award applications

Gov. Brad Henry issued a call this week to all Oklahoma public and private businesses and organizations interested in participating in the 2009 Oklahoma Quality Award process, which is administered by the Oklahoma Quality Award Foundation, Inc. 

“In today’s highly competitive marketplace, it’s important that we pay tribute to organizations that demonstrate a commitment to world-class products and services," said Gov. Henry.   

“The Oklahoma Quality Awards honor such businesses and organizations from the manufacturing, service, healthcare, education, nonprofit, and government sectors. These entries serve as an inspiration and benchmark of excellence in their respective realms. They are dedicated to customer satisfaction, consistent innovation and commitment to future success. I encourage all Oklahoma organizations dedicated to delivering quality products and services to participate in this process.”
This will be the 16th year of the Oklahoma Quality Awards administered by the Oklahoma Quality Award Foundation, Inc.

The recipient of the 2008 Oklahoma Quality Award for Achievement was Metro Technology Centers of Oklahoma City

That organization exemplifies the successful use of performance-improvement principles. Members of the Foundation’s Panel of Judges selected Metro Technology Centers after an extensive evaluation by the Foundation’s Board of Examiners. Volunteer examiners are carefully selected, extensively trained and assigned to teams based on expertise, background, and experience. Confidentiality of the evaluation process is required of all examiners. 

“The most frequently asked question about the award process is ‘Why should we participate?’” said Yash Fozdar, Chairman of the Board of the Foundation. “The application process helps focus on the development of strategic improvement initiatives that address major competitive issues of quality products, services and customer relationships." 

"The award and application process provides a means to measure an organization against credible, proven business standards. In going through the process, an organization will see the tremendous growth and improvement potential that is possible for their operation. So, while not every company will receive an award, there are definite benefits for participating in the process.”

According to Mike Strong, Executive Director of the Foundation, the commitment to world-class products and services by these recipients has led to innovative business practices and improved business results.  

Recent studies of nearly 400 publicly traded companies that won a quality award provide quantifiable evidence that:

Firms that won quality awards outperform on operating income-base measures.
Firms that won quality awards increased their ratios that measure use of assets, employee productivity and sales.

Further information on the study is available from the Foundation. 

Recognition of the 16th annual Oklahoma Quality Awards will be in November of this year. In addition, applications from individuals desiring to participate in the review process as a member of the Board of Examiners are being accepted at this time.

For more information about the award and examiner applications, contact Mike Strong at 405-815-5295, FAX (405) 815-5205, or email Mike.Strong@OklahomaQuality.com. Also, the 2009 award and examiner applications are available at their web site http://www.oklahomaquality.com/.